Kill your jargon to be killer at sales
The words on your website are stopping people from buying from you, because your prospects can’t tell you apart from anyone else.
Here’s the proof:
80%
of professional services companies tell you to ‘trust’ them
90%
of them claim to be ‘experts’ in what they do
80%
claim they’ll create ‘growth’ in your business
70%
say they’re
‘solutions’
orientated
They can’t all be telling the truth - and if you’re making any of the same claims they are, you’re no different to them.
How you speak to prospects determines whether or not they buy from you - and if you drown them in jargon, they’ll go elsewhere. Every. Single. Time.
You can stand out. You will stand out.
Here’s what we’ll do
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Part one
You’ll be prepped
This is about purchasing psychology - which words will make your prospects buy? Which will put them off you? How often do you talk about yourself?
Your leadership team will go through a self-assessment that picks at who you work with, why you’re losing deals, and why you use the words that you do.
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Part two
You’ll be boiled
We’ll take a knife to every piece of jargon and half baked cliche, taking your ‘innovative solutions’ and ‘ground-breaking services’ and ‘cutting-edge thinking’ and turning them into reasons people should buy from you (it’s the kintsugi of market positioning).
You will go through four super intense workshops that peel back your strategic decisions about who you sell to, why you sell to them, and whether it’s working like it should.
No matter the price tag, people buy emotionally and justify rationally - so we’ll show you exactly how to put your thumbs on those emotional pressure points.
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Part three
You’ll be served
We’ll take care of making sure the copy on your website says ‘look no further’ - not ‘please work with us, sir’.
Instead of competing with everyone else, you’ll stand alone as the only viable option. No more time spent fighting over the same patch of dirt and a lot more time spent sunning yourself on your mega yacht.
During Soba: Maki, you’ll get…
Competitor analyses, so you can avoid the boring cliches that everyone else uses and rip open the gaps they leave in their positioning.
Client interviews, so we can find out why they love you and weaponise that to win even more clients.
A defined niche, so you’re speaking the right language to the right people, always.
A tone of voice that sells people on what you do and why they should buy it from you.
Services that are so nicely packaged they’ll be easier to buy than a plate of sushi in downtown Tokyo.
After Soba: Maki you’ll have…
Messaging you can use across your entire business - from your website to ad campaigns to sales brochures.
The confidence to be bold (which will lead to being richer than God).
Website copy that will convince prospects that you are the best choice for them - above and beyond everyone else.
A positioning bible, so you know exactly what to say, where to say it, and how. Think of it as your brand guidelines, but for words.
Three productised services your sales people can actually sell (and that people actually want to buy).
Client Before and Afters
Standard Innovation
Make progress.
Integral
There’s no such thing as data, only knowledge and ignorance.
Inversity
Integral brings leaders and employees together to navigate epic changes.
Affordable jewellery.
Inversity trains aspiring technologists and then connects them to exceptional employment in the tech industry.
Work doesn’t have to be a four letter word.
Jewellery you don’t have to live without.
Invent tomorrow, today.
Gemporia
Client Before and Afters
Standard Innovation
Make progress.
There’s no such thing as data, only knowledge and ignorance.
Integral
Integral brings leaders and employees together to navigate epic changes.
Work doesn’t have to be a four letter word.
Gemporia
Affordable jewellery.
Jewellery you don’t have to live without.
Inversity
Invent tomorrow, today.
Inversity trains aspiring technologists and then connects them to exceptional employment in the tech industry.
While anyone who promises to make you rich overnight is just fucking lying to you…
we can promise you that your bold new approach to language will attract more of the clients you dream about and fewer of the ones that makes you want to die.
Prices start at 3.2% of your annual revenue.
Book your
Soba: Maki
To get started with Soba: Maki, fill out the form on the right and we’ll be in touch faster than it takes miso to boil.